"..second time was the big 'un. I was sweepin' the floors, when all a sudden I spot me dinner spilt on the table and me pots 'n' pans waddlin' on two legs, hurryin’ out the door! I followed fast as these knees’d go, and I found ‘em at that temple, rummagin’ through the shelves like they was lookin’ for somethin’.” - Old Gaff’s tale, part 2